Interesting training this morning

In my early morning workout I had an interesting insight that I knew I had to share.
My apologies if you find the following gross or disgusting, but it made me laugh..and well...I'm not civilized at all...

I went out for 2 miles this morning, an out and back...
and as I was perfectly far out just before turning back, I had to poopy...
I dont know if you have ever tried to excerise while having to poopy...but its pretty tough...

The funny part is...While trying to get back in time, the following song came on my ipod.
I've copied the words. Read the lyrics and think of poopy.
Its really quite funny...


Rain, rain on my faceIt hasn't stopped raining for days My world is a floodSlowly I become one with the mud (one with the poopy)

[Chorus (Sung BY the poopy..)
:]But if I can't swim after forty days and my mind is crushed by the crashing waves Lift me up so high that I cannot fall Lift me up Lift me up - when I'm falling Lift me up - I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up - I need you to hold me Lift me up - Keep me from drowning again

Downpour on my soul Splashing in the ocean, I'm losing control!!
Dark sky all around (poopy sky) I can't feel my feet touching the ground

Calm the storms that drench my eyes Dry the streams still flowing Cast down all the waves of sin And guilt that overthrow me
[Chorus sung again by the poopy)]Lift me up - when I'm falling Lift me up - I'm weak and I'm dyingLift me up - I need you to hold meLift me up - Keep me from drowning again


Its gross, I know, but it had me laughing back to the house.

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